Showing posts with label elephant. Show all posts
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Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Miraculous Migrations

Forget winter.

Yup, I'm officially done with winter. I'm outta here! Me and Mr. Nature Geek are packing our bags and are heading south. We're spending the next two weeks in Costa Rica! (If you thought I was geeking out in Joshua Tree National Park, you just wait.) But before I go, I wanted to get in one last blog post, and what better thing to talk about than migrations? This week, let's cover some migration FAQs:

Why don't all birds migrate?
I was asked this very question just yesterday. Why is it that some birds can tolerate the cold and others can't? The answer is that it's not the cold that drives most birds to migrate, it's a lack of food. Birds that migrate most of time do so because their food becomes scarce or completely absent in the winter. A lack of flower nectar, insects, and fruit, means that the hummingbirds, warblers, and orioles that depend on them must fly south to in order to stay alive. The birds that stick around are those that can always find food to eat. Most of these birds eat seeds or other animals, two kinds of foods that persist in the winter months. Food availability can also vary by region, which affects migrations. For example, while some Canada geese may fly south for the winter, here in Philadelphia, where many waterways remain open and lawns only covered in patchy snow, the geese stick around.

Do any other animals migrate?
Yes, there are many different kinds of animals that migrate! Insects, mammals, fish, amphibians, reptiles, all have representatives that get a move on at some point in their lives. Monarch butterflies have one of the most amazing feats of migration as they fly 3,000 to Mexico to avoid freezing to death. And again, just like with birds, not all migrations are driven by an inability to handle the cold. Caribou of the north and elephants in Africa, one of the last places you'd think of a winter migration, move in order to find food. For elephants, their vegetation doesn't freeze, but rather desiccates during the dry season. Another example, a migration of 1,000 feet to a breeding pond, may not sound like a huge feat to you, but when you're a spotted salamander and everyone wants to make a meal out of you, it's a pretty big deal!

Are all migrations southward?
Migrations occur in all dimensions. The largest migration on the planet occurs in the ocean, where animals that dwell in the deep come to the surface under the safe cover of night in order to feed. In the Rocky Mountains, big horn sheep and mountain goats move from the mountain tops into the valleys in the winter. And salmon are known for their migrations upstream in order to spawn.

What is the longest migration?
That record belongs undeniably to the arctic tern. This bird, hardly more than a foot in length, flies from Greenland to Antarctica in winter and back again in summer. Not only that, but arctic terns don't even fly a straight path between their destinations. Instead, they zigzag in order to take advantage of air currents so that they do not fly into the wind. This makes for a one-way migration of 22,000 miles! And because the arctic tern can live for around 30 years, the amount of flying it does in its lifetime can equal three trips to the moon and back. Fly on little dude, fly on.

I'm thankful that my personal migration to Costa Rica won't take nearly as much time as that of the arctic tern. We all know how hard it is to redeem frequent flyer miles anyway. I shall return in two weeks with stories and photos from a warmer climate so that you can migrate vicariously!

Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Let's Get it On

Today's post is not safe for the kiddies. Kids, go work on your Valentines for school while Mom and Dad read stories that remind them about how you came to be and maybe want to work on giving you a brother or sister.

In case you were not aware from the bombardment of Hallmark, chocolate, and jewelry-related advertisements going on for the past few weeks, Valentine's Day is this Friday. No matter whether February 14 makes you wear pink, watch romantic movies and shoot cartoon hearts out of your eyes or if it makes you want to shoot things into your eyes, Valentine's Day is a great excuse to talk about sex in the animal kingdom. No matter how adventurous and kinky you may think your sex life is (or want it to be), some of these stories from the animal kingdom make humans look downright boring.

Alright guys, let's get this out of the way right now. The average human penis is 6". And no, by some amazing coincidence every man reading this blog doesn't just happen to be bigger. Well except for maybe you. Well hello there... The following animals have a penis bigger than yours:
Banana Slug
9 inches


Pig
15 inches

This Argentine Lake Duck
16 inches
(the average for the species is 7.8 inches, so still bigger than a human's)

Giraffe
3 feet

African Elephant
5 feet...and it's prehensile
(no, that elephant does not have one leg smaller than the other)

Right Whale
10 feet

But hey, at least your penis is still bigger than a gorilla's:
2 inches

But the biggest penis in the animal kingdom in relation to body size belongs to the humble barnacle. Its penis is over 8 times its own body length! If the human male were that well-endowed, his member would be longer than a school bus.

Seed beetle: Sex as the fountain of youth
Hugh Hefner was a seed beetle in a former life.
When the male seed beetle mates with the female, he inseminates her with chemicals that either make her die younger or live longer. Sometimes the compounds increase the number of eggs laid by a female, and mated females tend to live longer, but in some cases, the compounds are toxic to the female. However males that tend to reproduce late on in life will inject females with more beneficial compounds, in essence extending her lifespan, than males that tend to reproduce early in life. By doing so, the late-breeding males ensure that females will live longer, and hence be around to bear them more offspring, maximizing the number of times their genes are passed down the generations.

Pigs: A twisted relationship
Boars have a corkscrew penis and sows have a spiraled vagina.  This helps to prevent cross breeding in the wild; it’s like a key in a specific key hole. Pigs also ejaculate huge amounts of semen, over a pint each time, which is enough to nearly fill a wine bottle. (You just think of that when you're having your Valentine's drink. You're welcome.)  The last push of semen is thick like tapioca pudding to seal in the previous ejaculate and ensure that the female is fertilized with his sperm and not a competitor's.  
A human ejaculates 1-2 teaspoons of semen each ejaculation, and a right whale 5 gallons per each ejaculation, by the way.

Brown trout: faking it
When solicited by a less than ideal amorous male, female brown trout fake orgasms to encourage male to ejaculate prematurely, duping him into thinking he has successfully mated and go on his merry way to brag to his friends. The female then leaves to go and find a better male with which to do the real thing.

Tidarren spiders: Dude, drop your penis and RUN!
A male Tidarren spider with his
oh so manly pedipalps.
Male spider sex organs are called pedipalps and look like legs or mouthparts. In Tidarren spiders, each of their two pedipalps make up 10% of their weight. That would be like the average male having 18 pound testicles. Each. Male Tidarren spiders may have big equipment, but they are only 1% the size of the females, who would very much like to make a meal out of these potato chip
A tiny male doing his best not to be eaten
during his booty call.
boys. 
Before mating, males voluntarily twist off one pedipalp (he secures it in silk and then turns in circles while pushing on it with his legs) in order to run faster from the hungry female and out compete males with both pedipalps in tact. Males with just one pedipalp run 44% faster and for 63% longer than those with two. It's thought to be easier for these males to run because they are lighter and it's easier to move when pedipalp is not in the way. You try running with 36 pounds of testicles in your pants.



See guys? Bigger is not always better after all. So no matter how you celebrate Valentine's Day, I'm glad that you took some time out to be a voyeur on my blog. I hope I left you satisfied, because it was certainly good for me.