Geekus naturus is a monogamous species, who sought out a potential mate that could demonstrate measurable geekery and humorous wit. In order to find this mate, she searched among a population of Geekus biologica. There, she came across this fine specimen:
Here we see him collecting Rangia cuneata (wedge clams) to present to the Geekus naturus
in order to win her affections and aid in her research in 2003.
perform impressive non-aggressive physical displays...
(You tell that lizard he's not an alligator. We didn't want to hurt his feelings)
and demonstrate nurturing, fatherly qualities.
After a long courtship, this specimen, dubbed Geekus naturus v. mr. banded the Geekus naturus (v. the), solidifying their monogamous relationship.
On April 12, Geekus naturus v. mr. and Geekus naturus v. the shall proclaim their devotion to each other in front of a gathering of others of their species and live geekily ever after.
See you after the honeymoon!